A couple are debating whether computers are male or female.
"Definately female" said the husband.
"You spend half of your salary on accessories for them and even the smallest mistakes are stored in their long-term memory for use at a later date".
"Nope," retorted his wife, "They're definately male. To get their attention you have to turn them on and as soon as you commit it to one, you realise you could have got a much better model if only you'd waited just a little while longer."
Do you know how
Computer laugh?...google!google!google!
Computer scream?...Yahoo!
Computer 'Duh..?"...Blogger!
Computer show off? ...surfing!
Computer take a bath? ...Refresh!
Female computers seek hot dates? ....Hotmail!
FYI, I think all computers are MALE!
I received e-mail everday...(hee...haw...hee...haw...) :D
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